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Dog Haiku I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You ever will be. Today I sniffed Many dog butts–I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy–come to kill us all– Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! [...]

Are you Martha or Maxine? * Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to prevent ice cream drips. * Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! * To [...]

Funny Subtitles from Hong Kong Here’s a list of actual English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong… 1. I am unsatisfied to be killed in this way. 2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. 3. Gun wounds again? 4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin. 5. A normal [...]

Why We Love Kids 1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, “Mom, that lady isn’t [...]